Share 'What do you call your dogs (other than their name) and why?'

Just reading the "do setters ever grow up" thread got me thinking about what we call(shout scream etc) at our dogs when they are misbehaving?  For us Charlie (nutty boy) must think he is called "YOU LITTLE....".  It never gets any further than that because before we can get to our chosen expletive he has generally done something ever so sweet to melt our hearts again. I'm beginning to think that…