"Je ne regrette rien"

Slowly it dawned on Riley that a year spent stealing children's ice creams; eating his Dad's vegetarian burgers whilst ignoring his own food; his on-going relationships with postmen, pizza leaflet delivery guys and newspaper boys; pinching socks from off their owner's feet and any pair of his Mum's knickers he could find to parade around the house, might not go down too well with Santa!
Riley paused for a second before dismissing the idea once and for all "Je ne regrette rien" he mused, philosophically.