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The BAD Parrot.......

A  young man named John
received a talking parrot as a gift. The parrot had
a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of
the bird's mouth was rude,
obnoxious/and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to
change the bird's attitude by consistently saying
only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else he could think of to
'clean up' the bird's vocabulary
Finally, John was fed
up and he yelled at the parrot.
The  parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and
the parrot got angrier and even more
rude. John, in desperation,  threw up
his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in
the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot
squawked and kicked and   screamed.
Then suddenly there was total
 quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a  minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the  parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped  out
onto John's outstretched arms and
said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm  sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I  fully intend to do
everything I can to  correct my rude and unforgivable
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made a
dramatic change in his behavior,  the bird spoke-up, very
softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


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great one :-) thanks for sharing!
Haha, seen it before but still love it! :-)))
Excellent joke ... an old classic! Happy Thanksgiving everyone, and good luck with keeping your redheads out of the food!!
That made me laugh out loud! Happy Thanksgiving to you.
Says it all, doesn't it!!!! Sorry I am a bit late here, but Happy Thanksgiving to all our American friends on ES. Hope everyone had a wonderful time.




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