Dog Humor

[Gene]

I have several interesting/humorous/funny dog-related emails in my inbox. Thought we could create a thread where we could share these.

[Jeanette Bostroem]

Are you telling the truth online??

[Laura Kolbach]

oh, this is faboulous !!!

[Laura Kolbach]

Dog Haiku

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds. I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm?
Paper boy, come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

How do I love thee?
The ways are as numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home !
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me ! Ack !
Ack ! Ack ! Ack ! Ack ! Ack !

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot, no greater bliss, well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it, No human could
Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all
Bad, she fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.

Dig under the fence, why?
Because it is there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

[Henk ten Klooster]

Uhoh..."maybe catching cats":-))))) Definitily dog humor!

[Susan Stone]

HAHA: when you are eating:-)) I'd say my oldie Shannon would defintitely sign that one!

Tell me what is a HAIKU?

[Laura Kolbach]

it is a sort of Japanese poetry.
more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku or here (Deutsch): http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

[Judi Schuerman]

Funny! Funny!
Thanks!
Great Haiku!